Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Albania
I have four children which is not bad considering I'm not a Catholic.
Albania
We are Dyslexia of Borg. Fusistance is retile. Your ass will be laminated.
Albania
If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.
Albania
I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
Albania
I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it.
Albania
Let him who takes the Plunge remember to return it by Tuesday.
Albania
The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
Albania
The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
Albania
If Stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
Albania