If you believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.
Albania
The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Albania
Love: The warm feeling you get towards someone who meets your neurotic needs.
Albania
You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
Albania
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where she is!
Albania
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Albania
Mother-in-law = A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers.
Albania
Everything is drive-through. In California, they even have a burial service called Jump-In-The-Box.
Albania
I have spoken many a word, therefore, it is fact.
Albania
The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim.
Albania