Ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you, but when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window?
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If you were plowing a field, which would you rather use? Two strong oxen or 1024 chickens?
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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
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After I'm dead I'd rather have people ask why I have no monument than why I have one.
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If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
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We totally deny the allegations, and we are trying to identify the allegators.
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I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
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Real Programmers always confuse Christmas and Halloween because Oct31 == Dec25 !
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The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.
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